Come one, come all! It's time for our very first member awards' nominations! This will become a bi-monthly affair here on Bones to bring recognition to our talented members within the community who we all can agree are pretty damn awesome. In order to nominate, you must send a PM to either LUKE or TERRA with your nominations by name. Nominations close JULY 28TH @ 12AM EST.
We have a list of awards worth nominating others for, but please don't be that person
who nominates/votes for themselves and their own work. You don't have to nominate for every award category, but it helps us out if there's more than one person trying to nominate for each. We want some competition, alright? We'll make a list of the nominations behind the scenes and compile the nominations by June 28th
for all of you to begin voting in the same manner. Pretty cool, right? Check em' out!
As the award name would suggest, the nominations for this award should be considered some of the biggest, baddest, scariest mofo's around the Mojave. If they send chills down your spine or wig you the hell out, they're good enough to be considered the scariest motherfucker of the lot.
SWEETEST SACK OF SHIT
Think of this as the yang to the previous awards' yin. The sweetest sack of shit literally has to pretain to that, the complete opposite of the scariest motherfucker and considerably pleasant in comparison. We're looking at you, happy-go-lucky little shits out there!
KISS OR DIE
Put these two together and magic happens, or it damn well better. If you have a dream team, dream pairing, or straight-up smut fantasy between two characters, let us know! They can be your OTP (one-true pairing) or just the dynamic duo you can't get enough of.
WHY HASN'T THIS FUCKER DIED YET?
There are some within the Mojave who we believe have survived on sheer luck or by an incredible happenstance up until this point. We're looking for the one who's escaped against all odds, survived so much already and somehow are still kicking. Give us a name, that's all we ask.
THE LAST ACTION HERO
Not every thread on the site can be considered footnotes from a script produced by Micheal Bay or ideas written on the back of a napkin by Quintin Tarantino, but hey, some of the bastards in the mojave are just plain nuts. This award goes out to all you thrill-seeking characters out there who radiate badassery.
THANK GOD FOR YOU, YOU CRAZY BASTARD
This goes out to the exceptional bastard who stands above the rest, the member of the month (or past two months) who's really shown the community that they're not afraid to get involved and have their presence felt almost everywhere.
Is there a character that you feel is just dripping in sass and ripe with attitude? Smartasses deserve some credit after all, the west seems to have it's fair share of em' these days. Give us your nomination for the sass-master above the rest, and we'll give em' the star treatment.
THE DRAMA-LLAMA KING/QUEEN
Got a character that just stands out as a magnet for drama and intense situations that happen to spawn all kinds of chaos? Well, here's your best chance to let everyone recognize the best drama-llama king/queen that the mojave's ever known.
Seen a line used in a thread that's just caught your eye and had you re-reading again? If a character's got some quip and a remark that you just can't get enough of, this award is for the best one-liner ever used in any thread we've had. Well, so far.
YOU THOUGHT TITANIC WAS BAD?
You thought Titanic was bad? Well get your tissues ready, this shit's gonna tear your goddamn heartstrings right out of your chest; fatality-style. The thread nominated for this thread has to be so full of melodrama that it's tearing at the seams, so hike up your huggies and let the feels begin.
THE MOJAVE'S NEXT TOP PORNO
Any chance you've seen some smut that stands above the rest? Been witness to some truly kinky stuff that's set your passion aflame and got you a little hot and bothered just by reading? Yeah, this award is for the talented smut writers out there who have together come up with the most popular mature thread around.
THIS AIN'T YOUR MOTHER'S FICTION
There's threads out there that push the limit of what 18+ stands for, and this award pays homeage to the brutal bastards out there. Violence and gore as as much of an art as smut, so give us the best carnage you've got to offer. Some writers just want to see their readers squirm.