Posted: May 16 2015, 05:40 PM
THE BIGGEST BLACKEST DICK
GETTING THE FUCK STARTED! WOOT!
So you're new, and you have no idea what the hell you're doing? Well I have just the thing, a newbie's best friend and the guide to the fictional universe that's going to send you on a magical voyage of knowledge. Of course, if you have any questions outside of this welcome thread, we have Admins that will be more than happy to clarify anything that makes you go 'WTF'.
But Hobo! You say, Where are the rules? I feel the anarchy flowing through my veins and if I don't find structure and law soon I'm going to implode with angst and ill begotten freedom! The rules are right here my friend, the testaments of etiquette and the guide of how things work around here, at your fingertips. Just click and everything shall be known!
Now that you're a rule abiding forum citizen, it's time to crack open the books and get to know what beast you're dealing with. I have all the stuff you need to know where, when, what, and how you're going to slap those fancy words of yours on this site, and make your mark on the world we've created just for you.
Look at you learning and shit you majestic bastard! We've almost got everything out of the way, only thing that's left is to make your own little bastard with our template and application. Odds are your already itching to start the actual writing, but make sure you know what the hell you're talking about before whipping it out (In a literary sense), and it should be approved and ready to go before you know it!
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